Musicians Who Are Terrors to Tour With

Musicians Who Are Terrors to Tour With

Ozzy Osbourne had a weird infatuation with urine, and not in a medical way, either. In fact, if you have a weak stomach you'd better just skip ahead because we're about to repeat an anecdote that will make you want to barf.

According to Vanity Fair, in the 2001 Motley Crue autobiography The Dirt, bassist Nikki Sixx says on a tour stop in Lakeland, Florida, Osbourne snorted a line of live ants and peed all over the pavement. And then, because at that point he had an audience, he bent over and lapped up all the pee "like a cat."

Okay, so eeewww, but that's not all. On his 1984 Bark at the Moon tour, Osbourne, Tommy Lee, and Vince Neil got drunk on sake and peed on a police car. Perhaps Osbourne's most notorious urine-related incident, though, happened after a show in 1982, when he ended up at the Alamo in San Antonio, Texas, and then he peed on it. 

Well actually, Osbourne didn't technically pee on the Alamo. According to Ultimate Classic Rock, he actually peed on the Cenotaph, which is across the street from the Alamo. That was close enough as far as Texas was concerned, though, and he was told to never return to San Antonio. Though evidently even Texas eventually forgives — 10 years later Osbourne donated $10,000 to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas, and all was forgiven. But definitely not forgotten. Not ever.



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